A list

Exactly as the title claims, this is a list. What of? More like what not of. I've put all kinds of things on it. It's just that kind of day.

1. Perfume is a small-scale chemical weapon and should therefore be banned from enclosed spaces.
2. 12 red roses can make a cheap blue plastic pitcher look like it was actually meant as a vase
3. Building a massive virtual house: 3 hours. Furnishing it: Another hour. Setting the characters from your book loose in a home designed for them: Rewarding
4. Wii Bowling rocks
5. Rain is awesome
6. Kitties can fix any problem, so long as they hold still long enough
7. There is early, and there is EARLY, and early only ever happens to other people
8. Golf bags are accidents waiting to happen
9. Being comfortable with your body, even if it doesn't meet society's ideals, is a good way to tick off all the self-conscious girls on your floor.
10. You can listen too far into instructions
11. Cuddles fix everything that a cat can't
12. Engineers are weird
13. Twisting the norm is fun
14. Storms are humbling, awe-inspiring, and beautiful
15. You are never too old to jump in puddles
16. You can never have too many house plants
17. Scars are good things. They are proof that we have leaped on life, wrassled it to the ground, gotten our butt handed to us, and gone back for more.
18. Everything inspires
19. A little mess is conducive to the imagination
20. You are never too old for animated movies