If the only reason you have to be interested in me is my sexuality, you are barking up the wrong tree, my friend.
If the only reason you want me is sex, then you have another thing coming: blue balls. I'm not that girl.
If the only reason you are speaking to me is because you think you have a chance at touching my breasts because you're behaving yourself, keep your hands in your pockets and don't come near me again.
If you think you are smarter than me because I am pretty and that means I'm stupid, I dare you to outsmart me.
If you think I'm a stupid hippie because I love plants and the outdoors, you should talk to a few hippies. They are some of the most incredible people I know.
If the only reason you're talking to me is because you want someone to talk to, to have long conversations about the most obscure topics, then you might be headed in the right direction.
If the only reason you tell me I'm pretty is because you want to see me smile, then you're smarter than you think.
I am not a slut. I am not easy. I am not here for the sex. I will not lift my shirt or drop my jeans because you think you're some alpha male deserving of my attentions. Just by thinking that, you are proving that I, the girl with the boobs and the hips and the romance-novel hair and the earrings and pretty makeup, have a bigger dick than you, the idiot with the work boots and the jacked-up truck and the chew or the weed or the hookah, can ever hope to have. I don't play those games, and you can leave me alone.
If the only reason you want me is sex, then you have another thing coming: blue balls. I'm not that girl.
If the only reason you are speaking to me is because you think you have a chance at touching my breasts because you're behaving yourself, keep your hands in your pockets and don't come near me again.
If you think you are smarter than me because I am pretty and that means I'm stupid, I dare you to outsmart me.
If you think I'm a stupid hippie because I love plants and the outdoors, you should talk to a few hippies. They are some of the most incredible people I know.
If the only reason you're talking to me is because you want someone to talk to, to have long conversations about the most obscure topics, then you might be headed in the right direction.
If the only reason you tell me I'm pretty is because you want to see me smile, then you're smarter than you think.
I am not a slut. I am not easy. I am not here for the sex. I will not lift my shirt or drop my jeans because you think you're some alpha male deserving of my attentions. Just by thinking that, you are proving that I, the girl with the boobs and the hips and the romance-novel hair and the earrings and pretty makeup, have a bigger dick than you, the idiot with the work boots and the jacked-up truck and the chew or the weed or the hookah, can ever hope to have. I don't play those games, and you can leave me alone.
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