Bingo

Welcome back, y'all. Today's topic is a little game I like to call sucky relationship situation bingo. Get five or more unique sucky relationship situations in a row and you win a fabulous prize!

[x] Cheated on
[x] Used to cheat on someone else
[x] Dumped because you wouldn't put out
[x] Public breakup (bonus points if there was a scene)
[x] Dumped for someone else
[x] Dumped because s/he realized their sexuality doesn't include your gender
[x] Rejected by proxy
[x] Dumped via complete cease of communication
[x] Accused of being a cock-block and a slut by the same person
[x] Dumped them because they were using you as a mother/father/etc figure
[x] Was expected to give up something for the relationship (such as college)
[x] Repeatedly approached by the ex because s/he still wants you
[x] Existence of former relationship denied by ex-partner
[x] Introduced as 'my ex' to ex's new partner
[x] Publicly humiliated by partner
[x] Dumped for being honest
[x] Stood up
[x] Made to wait for hours
[x] Was made to feel bad for being sick/hurt/temporarily physically weakened
[x] Left alone when you needed them most
[x] Spent more time with your friends than with you

There are others. Sometimes I seriously wonder why I even bother anymore.